Kent Brockman saying "Now at the risk of being unpopular this reporter put the blame squarely on you the viewer"

Kent Brockman saying "A chilling visions of things to come"

Kent Brockman after he wins the lottery

Kent Brockman saying "Oh the Humanity"-mocking Hindenberg crash

Kent Brockman "That does it I cannot work under these conditions..."

Kent Brockman and a typical advisor "Without knowing exactly what the danger is would you say it's time to crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside?" "Yes I would Kent"

Kent Brockman "Bar your windows.... the next advertisment you see could destroy your house and eat your family

Kent Brockman "Otherwise their behaviour could incite other women leading to anarchy of Biblical proportions..It's in Revelations People!